Bo Duke has just done the unthinkable. No, he didn’t wake up before noon. He broke down and told his black girlfriend Coffee Brown about his deviant times with a white slut. Bo Duke witnessed the carnage first-hand in order to get back into the good graces of the black woman he devastated. Actually, we devastated her face with cumshot after cum shot. It looked like a drive-by shooting only with the sperm of 8 fertile white men. We had to pat down Bo Duke because he looked as if he wanted to “bust a cap” in all of our white asses. He cooled down once we all started playing Madden 08′.