I am the king of my castle. Fuck it, I’m the king of all that is pornography. Some forgettable porn whore brought Crissy Tyler by in hopes of pimping her out to me for some fast money. My cash flow is endless just like my colon, so I decided to give this whore a run for the money. I even wore a safety hat on because my vast intellect is too important to the survival of the human race. Crissy Tyler took my cum all over her face and had a fight with her porn star friend on their way back home. I can only imagine that they were arguing over which one of them would get to fuck me the next time. So many bitches, not enough time. So many burgers, not enough fries.