I want everyone to meet my new boyfriend, Jason. What a sweetie! He’s my age, and he’s white, and he’s perfect to bring home to meet everyone, and he’s smart, and he’s nice, and he’s polite, and he’s witty, and he’s a virgin, and he’s in college, and someday he’s going to be a doctor, or a lawyer, or an accountant. Isn’t he great? So what’s my problem? Why do I want to cheat on him so? He took me to a museum today, and while we were admiring the exhibit on Ancient Egypt a negro walked by, and I just about lost my mind. I set my wonderful sweetie on some errands while I did naughty things with the negro. We almost got caught! More than once!! In the end my sweetie got a special treat, and so did I, and so did the negro, and even though I stomped off mad, I still love him! XOXO to you baby! Love, Spring