Everyday is a great day for a picnic. It’s too bad that I was “in a bad mental state” because I forgot the picnic basket. The constant tick attacks I’ve been suffereing have ruined any chances of me becoming spokesman for any 12-step-programs. Anyways, Tiffany is a porn slut who is suspect in my supply running lower than normal. If she’s guilty then she’ll have to suck my dick. If she’s innocent she’ll have to suck my dick. Either way you look at it, I’m getting my dick sucked in my backyard since I’m convinced the D.E.A has my house bugged.