Today the bearer of bad news is Robbie James. Robbie has just returned Tyrone’s phone to Donna and she’s discovered some recent calls from a white ‘Ho. Robbie is a friend of Tyrone’s but he’s a bigger friend of us Cumbangers and he quickly mentioned us to Donna and her broken heart. What better way to get revenge on a stray black dog than to line up a bunch of us white peckerwoods and go to town on our fat white cocks? Hallmark doesn’t make a card saying “I forgive you for fucking a white bitch” but sucking us crackers off is the next best thing.