Remember how Estelle always loved fucking fat guys? She came back and wrote a check her mouth had to cash. I was involving myself in cleansing my nose when this British skank crossed my path and wanted enough money to wire back to Jolly Ol’ England. Since my stocks were rising like my temper in a buffet line I decided to toss her some cash by having her suck on my Big Ben. She wanted to fuck me but I love teasing these whores by making them think they can earn more moolah by riding the Minion Mastadon. I drained my balls on her face and had a taxi take her to a local British pub so she could drink her memories of me away.