When Jayma’s not reading the Book Of Mormon she’s studying the Book Of Minion. Jayma Reed is in a category of whores who don’t make me want to toss my cookies on first meeting. Look at how her body is almost as flawless as mine. I wanted to make love to this Salt Lake City sweetheart and gave her a once-in-a-lifetime chance of swallowing my mighty staff under my pants. She prayed to the Minion G-d and begged me to unleash a popshot that would require the building of an Ark. Jayma has yet to be seen but there are rumors she no longer believes in G-d and I can’t blame her seeing as what I did to her.