I flew Laura Monroe in from Eastern Europe. Growing up in Soviet controlled land made her want to go to the land of huge burgers, gas guzzling cars, and porn superstars such as myself. This seasoned cougar thought she was going to fuck 180 lb dudes who look like twinks. She never thought that I, a 330 lb man, would be the dick she’d be fucking and sucking. You see, I sent her a picture of my skinny friend when I first contacted her so she’d think she would be fucking some skeleton. She was in for a rude awakening once she got to my mansion. It was a good idea I had her return ticket home in my possession or I would have never nailed this piece of ass.