It’s official! I’m preggo! That’s right — I’m a knocked up whore. And we all know I’m carrying a black man’s baby! Who’s? I have NO idea! I mean I go through a list during this week’s update, and if you want to e-mail me any names I might have skipped, go ahead. What news! I’m knocked up by the Black Man! I am so excited!! I can’t wait to tell everyone I know! Even my boyfriend! He’s white, and he pays my bills and takes me shopping and lets me please myself with the black man. Now he’ll have another one to take care of! And why not convert another whore in my circle? Leah stops by, and when it’s all said and done, she’s converted, too! I mean that’s exciting enough…but wait. Over the next while you’ll get to watch my tummy grow and grow! And I’ll be calling them all over, one at a time, to break the news! It’s gonna be so much fun!!! You’re so lucky to be a member! XOXO — Ruthie